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Funeral knick knack store

I have an important announcement, ladies and gentlemen and other pending identities of the internet, this weekend will be the grand opening of my ice cream delivery service to cars stuck in traffic on the freeway via mini-trailer fridge thing pulled by a motorized bicycle riding along the emergency space for cars that breakdown, delivery service.


And then the following week is the grand opening of my open casket knick knack store, a great shopping space for unidentified bodies that are receiving funerals but nobody really knows much about the person so you kinda just gotta guess what kind of random things they might have had at some point in their lives.

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